"Action" Drew Jackson Text Message Extraction

Items originating in messages to Drew, archived here:

• Cyberatops

• GI Joestar

• Cromartie High School Host Club

• This, from the Deng Yujiao incident:

  Deng Guida then used a wad of ¥4000 cash to hit her face while yelling, "Didn't you want money? I bet you have not seen any money before. How much money do you want? Just say it. Believe me or not, I shall smack you to death with money." Deng Yujiao retorted, "Yes, I have never seen any money before. If you have the guts, today you smack me to death." Deng Guida then replied, "I am going to smack you to death with money. I'm going to get a truckload of money to squash you to death."

• And this:

  When the Buddha accepted Anāthapindika's invitation to visit Sāvatthi, the latter, seeking a suitable place for the Buddha's residence, discovered this park belonging to Jetakumāra (MA.i.471 says it was in the south of Sāvatthi). When he asked to be allowed to buy it, Jeta's reply was: "Not even if you could cover the whole place with money."

• The 17th-century Chinese warlord Zhang Xianzhong led a peasant revolt, conquered Sichuan, killed an unknown-but-large number of people, and (supposedly) erected a stele inscribed with this poem:

    天生万物以养人
    人无一善以报天
    杀杀杀杀杀杀杀
    Heaven brings forth innumerable things to nurture man
    Man has not one good thing with which to repay Heaven
    Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill